Math questions are so stupid. They're all like "If...
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Belle taught me to read, and be kind. Pocahontas taught me to see past skin, and...– Who knew youtube comments could be so thoughtful? But just because they’re not watching THESE movies doesn’t mean there aren’t more that can teach these values. With such catchy music, yes, there’s a big doubt on that. But otherwise, no. (via stopdroptroll)
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Hook - Rufio vs Peter!
Rufio: Boil-dripping, beef, fart-sniffing bubble butt!
Lost Boys : Bangarang, Rufio!
Peter Banning: Someone has a severe ca-ca mouth, you know that?
Rufio: You are fart factory, Slug-slimed, sack-of-rat-guts-in-cat-vomit, cheesy, scab-picked, pimple-squeezing finger bandage. A week old maggot burger with everything on it and flies on the side!
Lost Boys: Ugh!
Peter Banning: Substitute chemistry teacher.
One Lost Boy: Come on, Rufio, hit him back.
Rufio: Mung tongue.
Peter Banning: Math tutor.
Peter Banning: Prison barber.
Rufio: Mother lover.
Peter Banning: Nearsighted gynecologist.
Rufio: In your face, camel cake!
Peter Banning: In your rear, cow derrière.
Rufio: Lying, crying, spying, prying ultra-pig.
Peter Banning: You lewd, crude, rude, bag of pre-chewed food dude.
Thud: Bangarang, Peter!
Rufio: You... you man! Stupid, stupid man!
Peter Banning: Rufio, if I'm a maggot burger why don't you eat me! You two-toned zebra-headed, slime-coated, pimple-farmin' paramecium brain, munchin' on your own mucus, suffering from Peter Pan envy!
Don't Ask: What's a paramecium brain?
Peter Banning: I'll tell you what a paramecium is! That's the paramecium! It's a one-celled critter with no brain, that can't fly! Don't mess with me man, I'm a lawyer!
Lost Boys: Banning, Banning, Banning is bangerang.
Rufio: Rufio! Rufio!
Peter Banning: Oh, Rufio, why don't you just go suck on a dead dog's nose.
wonderlandsky: We could light the candle. Oh...
1st drink of the day.
iknotyou: How I think I look like… How I actually look like
when i see eye candy.
School is starting, and that means...
socalasian: That one class where you have to sit next to the one person you hate: The row of sluts putting on make-up taking up sink space in the bathroom: The idiots that think they are hilarious: The annoying people that can’t get a clue that no one wants to be with them: The attention whores that are obviously attention whores: And of course, the teacher’s pets: It all makes...
bitchy and argumentative GIFS.